I Choose the Beer | Feminist Drinking Shirt
This feminist drinking shirt is a witty take on the classic question—man or bear? This vintage-style I Choose the Beer ad design features a bear in the woods, sipping a cold one, because when in doubt, "trust the brew." Perfect for women who love a good laugh, enjoy clever feminist humor, and know exactly why the choice is obvious. Great gift for friends, sisters, and anyone who gets it! 🍻
👕 ABOUT THE GARMENT
This super soft Bella Canvas 3001 unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft 100%* combed, ring-spun cotton, medium fabric weight and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. It will be the comfiest shirt you will own! These t-shirts have-ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders have taping for better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.
Care Instructions: To maximize the life of your design, machine wash inside-out in cold water. For best results, lay flat to dry, or tumble dry low heat. Do not add bleach or fabric softener to the wash. Do not iron directly on the design. Do not dryclean.
* Fiber Content: All colors are 100% cotton with the exceptions of Ash - 99% cotton and 1% polyester, heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Athletic Heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester)
🤔 WHAT SIZE SHOULD I ORDER?
Please consult the included size chart before ordering. The best way to determine what size to order, is to take a t-shirt from your closet that fits you exactly as you like. Then, with a tape measure, compare it to the size chart. NOTE: If you are in-between sizes, choose the larger size. For an oversized look, go up two sizes. Please note that the garment has a size tolerance of ±1.5" due to the natural variations in the production process.
🌸 DESIGN INFORMATION
All designs are created by me in Minnesota, USA. I work with an outside printing company in the USA that prints and ships your item. The printing process is DTG (Direct To Garment) Printed. This process, where the ink is sprayed into the fabric, is different than a heat-pressed or vinyl application and some describe it as a more “vintage” look. Item/Design Colors: Every effort has been made to accurately depict item and design colors in this listing, however, it is possible that the color on your computer screen may not be an exact match to your item. Listing photos may have a faint watermark on them to prevent design theft. This is only on the photo and will not show up on your purchase.
📪 SHIPPING
Products are shipped after 2-4 days in production. Please allow for 7-14 days from the time of order to your door. Shipping time nearer the holidays may be longer. A NOTE ON SHIPPING: This product is made especially for you, which is why it takes a bit longer to get to you than the big-name online stores. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, and prevents waste – so thank you for contributing to a greener world and making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
📌 RETURNS, EXCHANGES, OR CANCELLATIONS
Cancellations can ONLY be made within an hour of your order being placed. Each item is made-to-order and therefore, we can not accept returns or exchanges. I will make an exception if there is a quality error on our end. Please reach out to me with a description of the error and photos if there is an issue with your item within 7 business days. Please also make sure to double-check your address. I want to make sure your item is shipped to you as quickly as possible.
😊 THANK YOU
Thank you for checking out Calm & Blue! I have 20+ years of experience in graphic design and writing. Check back often as I am always adding new items! If you have any questions or would like this design on a different product, send me a message. Again, thank you so much for supporting my small business!